Memo to Hillary Rodham Clinton

Posted by Pink is God's | 10:44 AM | 1 comments »

(This blog is not endorsing or defaming any candidate, it is just bringing to the table logic.)

Memo

To: Hillary Rodham Clinton

From: James Douglas Pinkerton

Date: 5/8/8

There are many reasons for you to move on from this election, and below I will outline, as an independent U.S. citizen, why you should step aside at this point in your candidacy.

1. We have far too many problems right now in this country for you to be making us pay attention to you.

2. There is no way, apart from a full blown civil war, that you will receive this nomination. Why are you sinking your money into this when you could be helping people recover in other parts of the world from natural disasters or hunger.

3. You have said many times that Barack Obama and you share similar ideas and that you are fighting for the same things. Why not step back and support him 100% with your husband. This would ensure a Democrat in the White House next year.

4. If no one else will say it I will, there is no way you are going to win a general election against a war hero while we are in the midst of this war in Iraq. You have been far to hokey-pokey on the war matter. It would better suit you to wait for this war to be over and to be running against another opponent.

5. I keep hearing on television that you keep winning the "uneducated" vote, those people who do not have a college degree, by a wide margin. Obama is winning the "educated" vote by a wide margin. Shouldn't you be taking this as a hint?

6. Mathematically it is illogical for you to win the nomination. If Obama drops out, or something terrible were to happen to him, you would be the nominee, even if you had dropped out previously. The DNC would make that happen.

7. You have more than enough material from this battle to write your next book and make the money back you've spent on this campaign. And what does it mean, you loaned your campaign money, the only way you'll get that money back is if you raise the money you need for your campaign, and then some to pay yourself back.

8. You keep complaining about the fact that Obama is out spending you sometimes 5 to 1. Shouldn't this be taken as a hint as well? He has more money because he has raised more money, which means more people want to give him money, which means more people want him to spend more money. Wow! It's hard to hear you talk about how much more money he has to spend than you. You sound like a fool.

9. You need to go take care of your people in New York.

10. We need to get to the issues, and that will happen once you step aside. McCain and Obama will have the tough discussions and we will listen. Until you step aside we will not hear the discussion.

1 comments

  1. Coby // May 8, 2008 at 5:37 PM  

    hehe. #9 made me laugh.