The quote of the night was:
"Hey look gas prices are down to $4.03!"
Imagine that, "down to $4.03!" What a pathetic creature we are. Isn't it amazing how the gas companies work their magic. You know how it goes, one day gas is at $1.95, the next day it's at $2.15, and then about a week latter it settles at $2.05 and we say:
"Hey look gas prices are down to $2.05!"
You know how it goes, one day gas is at $2.95, the next day it's at $3.15, and then about a week later it settles at $3.05 and we say:
"Hey look gas prices are down to $3.05!"
And it happened again today.
"You are getting very sleepy, sleepy, sleepier, sleepier...You are asleep. You will now wake up after I count to three and any gas prices we charge is what you will pay. Your government officials will do nothing because they are experiencing Quantum Brain Hypnosis, they will call several of us high salaried gas company executives to Washington to question us and we will use our powers of Quantum Brain Hypnosis to melt their minds. Your local officials will do nothing because, let's face it, they will look at your federal government officials and say if they can't do anything neither can we. And best of all you will do nothing because you alone cannot overcome the power of Quantum Brain Hypnosis! One...Two...Three! You're awake!
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Pastor Pink,
Glad to see you are back to blogging. I am interested in reading your posts. Your post about Hillary eliticed a "Wow, just Wow" response in my brain. LOL) I consider myself pretty "politically minded" as well.(actually, too much for my own good and peace of mind!) Anyway, this post brought to mind the old, "Frog in boiling water" analogy. Ain't it the truth...
Did you see that? Gas is only $4.02!
haha.
Pastor Pink...I enjoyed reading some of your blogging material. You're pretty funny but also full of wit. Hey I'm curious about something...So I see that you're a pastor; so what kind of church do you attend?