Gas Prices and Quantum Brain Hypnosis

The quote of the night was:

"Hey look gas prices are down to $4.03!"

Imagine that, "down to $4.03!" What a pathetic creature we are. Isn't it amazing how the gas companies work their magic. You know how it goes, one day gas is at $1.95, the next day it's at $2.15, and then about a week latter it settles at $2.05 and we say:

"Hey look gas prices are down to $2.05!"

You know how it goes, one day gas is at $2.95, the next day it's at $3.15, and then about a week later it settles at $3.05 and we say:

"Hey look gas prices are down to $3.05!"

And it happened again today.

"You are getting very sleepy, sleepy, sleepier, sleepier...You are asleep. You will now wake up after I count to three and any gas prices we charge is what you will pay. Your government officials will do nothing because they are experiencing Quantum Brain Hypnosis, they will call several of us high salaried gas company executives to Washington to question us and we will use our powers of Quantum Brain Hypnosis to melt their minds. Your local officials will do nothing because, let's face it, they will look at your federal government officials and say if they can't do anything neither can we. And best of all you will do nothing because you alone cannot overcome the power of Quantum Brain Hypnosis! One...Two...Three! You're awake!